January 2012
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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December 2011
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
Dec 31st
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My New Year's resolutions
mystery-of-the-cake-topper: December 31 I will spend more time with my family and friends I will be nicer to coworkers and customers I will find myself a boyfriend I will read more real books and less gay fanfiction I will stop being emotionally attached to fictional characters January 1 lol no
Dec 31st
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hyminh: RIP 2011 2011-2011
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I live my life under the general assumption that everyone secretly hates me.
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stumpclub: my goal for 2012 is figure out how i’m so funny and good looking but i don’t have a boyfriend.
Dec 31st
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Friend: So what's your tumblr url?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Chair:
Earth:
Space:
Universe:
Black Hole:
Me: no
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Dec 31st
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ineffableme29 started following you
Dec 31st
finnlawrence: Creative Writing assignment:  Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class. 
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“i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson. (via tylerthecomplainer)
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new girl or shameless ?
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